Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Diet.

Two guys of about 26 years who were selling recharge cards by the road were always seeing an old woman passing by everyday going and coming from work.


They were now wondering why the old GRANNY is till going to work walking very well, instead she should be enjoying her pension fee at home.

One day they saw her passing by and decided to ask:

Boy 1: ''sorry ma'm can I ask you?''

Old woman: ''sure you can ask.''

Boy 1: ''what do you eat which keeps you strong & energetic like this at this age?''

Old woman: ''everyday before I go to work, I take 2 bottles of hot staff wine, 3 balls of marijuana then 2 teaspoons full of cocaine."

Boy 2: ''wait! How old are you?''
Old woman: '' 25."