Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Name

On Sunday, a gang went into a church and started closing windows and doors..

They told the congregation that they were going to kill everyone but in alphabetical order. They went to the Rev.


What is your name?

Rev: Joseph Smith.

Lucky you,,

Pianist: my name is Emanuel Williams, but one of the ushers over there is Abigail Ann..

You lying bastard, the usher replied. My name is Abigail Zzzan......!