Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Ugly Secretary.

A man came home from work last night and said 
to his wife: "I have been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and get to employ my own private secretary"


Wife "well please find an ugly Private secretary ,who doesn't have a personal hygiene, smelly armpits and dresses like an old woman, I don't want you choosing someone who you are going to be tempted to have an affair with"

"That's fair enough " the man replied "when do you wanna start?!"