Next Door.

A guy had been admiring his neighbor’s wife. The neighbor’s wife always give him this seductive smile whenever they greet each other.

The guy didn’t know how to approach the lady to tell her of his desires cos she’s married.


So One day the lady herself approached the guy alone in his apartment.

GUY: hi.

LADY: Hi

GUY: Is everything alright?

LADY: Yes. Just need little help from u (Smiling seductively).

GUY: wow! Anything 4 the angel.

LADY: I…I…I…just don’t know how to say dis. I’ll be so ashamed of myself if I ask andyou say no.

GUY: oh my lady. U don’t have to. I am ready to do anything 4 u.

LADY: U know, it’s been over 3 weeks since my husband travelled…

GUY: Yes! Yes! Yes!

LADY: And even when he’s around, he has some… (pause for a while) he has some disabilities…

GUY: Oh poor you… You must have been going through hell!

LADY: I know you’ll be stronger than him…

GUY: Sure.

LADY: Can u help me?

GUY: Wow! Now? Sure, I’m ready if you are ready.

LADY: oh thank goodness! that’s why I came to u.....

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Can u help me carry our Refrigerator from our kitchen to the next street for repairs?…

Hope you don't have a dirty mind!