Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Front and Back.

An airplane pilot was welcoming the passengers on the plane shortly after take-off.


"Thank you for flying with us this morning. The Weather is..." when suddenly he starts screaming while he is still on the loud speakers: "Oh My God. OMG! OMG! This is going to hurt...OMG!"

Silence reigned! You can hear a pin-drop. He gets back on the microphone talking to the passengers:

"I apologize for this incident...but the stewardess just dropped a very hot cup ofcoffee on my lap...You should see my pants from the front"

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A passenger replies ." Why don't you come back here and see OUR PANTS FROM BEHIND"!!!