Pacifying Wife.

An angry wife calls her husband on phone.

Wife: Where the hell are you?...


Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop? Where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it.

Wife (relaxed): Yes, my king..

Husband: remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day& I said I will buy it for you one day?

Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!

Husband: Good, I am in a barbers shop next to that shop!