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Internet Download Manager.
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Tuesday, April 23, 2013
Diet.
Two guys of about 26 years who were selling recharge cards by the road were always seeing an old woman passing by everyday going and coming from work.
Start From.
Death came To a Guy and said "my friend today is your day". The guy said "but i am not ready" and death said, "well you are next on my list." so the guy tried to plead with death but it Refused,
Donkey Or Leader.
Judge: What's your problem ?
Leader: Your Hon-our, this man always calls me 'donkey'.
Leader: Your Hon-our, this man always calls me 'donkey'.
May Become Habit.
A man goes to get his salary cheque and when he opens it he discovers that his employer has overpaid him by £2000.
Car Parking.
A man walked into a bank in New York City and requested for the loan officer.
He said he is going away for a one month holiday and needed to borrow $1,000.
He said he is going away for a one month holiday and needed to borrow $1,000.
Arrested For Laughing.
YOUNG MAN ARRESTED FOR LAUGHING
(This is from an actual trial in Uganda)
A young Woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began
(This is from an actual trial in Uganda)
A young Woman who was several months pregnant was sitting in a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began
Stock Exchange!
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for 1000 each.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forestand started catching them.
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forestand started catching them.
Stupid.
Kaposi enters a Barber Shop. And the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
Gifts.
Three sons, Koch, Forego and Kaposi left home and prospered.
When getting back together they discussed their success and the great gifts they were able to buy their elderly mother.
When getting back together they discussed their success and the great gifts they were able to buy their elderly mother.
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